Sure Way Of Not Getting Drunk - Returning Your Wine Glass!

After many years of fighting over how not to get drunk in many happy occasions - I have learned an effective way of not getting drunk:

• When you begin to feel tipsy and still have control, quickly bottom up the glass and return the wine glass to the passing waiter/waitress and ask for a glass of ice water or Chinese tea.
• If you don't return the wine glass to the house, your wine glass will magically from time to time be filled up again.
• The moment you are out of control over the glass wine, likely you will become drunk once again.
• Enjoy your drink and do remember to return your Wine Glass while you still have control.