Application for Post of Long-Term Investor in Stock Market

Just For Laugh .....


Qualifications

• No minimum educational level is required. However, good working knowledge with MS Excel is added advantage.

Minimum Working Experience

• Must be able to produce an average inflation adjusted return of at least 6% p.a. across market cycles.

Security Deposit

• Must be able to put up long-term security deposit of at least $XXX,XXX to $X,XXX,XXX with Bank Of Stock Market depending on the position applied from Junior to Executive level.
• At least two-year advance notice is required for partial redeem of Security Deposit.
• Redeem of more than 50% of Security Deposit will lead to immediate termination of service.

Attention

Unless you meet all the requirement as stated above. Don't bother to apply!